Total Medals Earned: 393 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,875 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/145 points)
You completed the tutorial!
This game sux!!!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/165 points)
tutorial complete!
is obviously that is a trap!
this is only the beginning...
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/295 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Complete first level
Complete 8 levels
Complete all levels
Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Complete all levels on Professional difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/95 points)
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
What were you doing?
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Scorpion would be proud.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/30 points)
Find Love in Metropolis City
Prove Your Spirit in Kenican Jungle
Explore The Unexplored in Campbell Caves
THE journey ends. YOUR journey begins.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!